Urban Drool

1. There will be no season 4 of Deadwood after the conclusion of season 3 (3 more days!!!!!!!!!!). Just some 4-hour-long-series-finale goat dung that's supposed to make us feel all better that they are taking the most fantastic HBO series off the air. Some shit about it costing $50 million to make one episdoe. Suck it up HBO!! ....fucking Hoopleheads.

2. I really want to get drunk again. It has now been over one full year since I have had anything more than a half glass of red wine. People, are you really expecting me to get through a horrid-ass humid as shit Cleveland summer without even one ice-cold vodka tonic? Or Tequila Sunrise? eerrgggg...

3. The Pickle rolled over onto her belly in her sleep last night. And woke me up by shrieking to wake the dead around 3:15 am to tell me all about it. However, she? Is totally forgiven becuase as I opened my weary eyes she was holding her head up, bracing herself on her hands and grinning at me through the bars of her crib.

4. I make the most fanstastic chicken piccata in the Cleveland metropolitan area.

5. The Boy shall not be crucified, because he found his phone (and the damn thing still works) and the greatness that is Apple gave him a brand new iPod for free in exchange for his left-out-in-the-pouring-rain one. Awesome.